Total Medals Earned: 1,269 (From 237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,730 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/325 points)
Too much exposition
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/330 points)
Find your first note.
He saw you, run away!
Find five notes!
Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you
Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!
You have a lot of reading to do.
This is more than I read a year.
I can't believe you're still doing this!
Oops you dropped a book...
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
You destroyed your first enemy!
You completed the game. Congratulations.
Medals Earned: 11/22 (80/175 points)
Survived 10 waves
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed 200 Zombies
Killed 2000 Zombies
Got a x16 Multiplier
Got a x5 Multiplier
Got a x9 Multiplier
Leveled-up a weapon
Survived 20 waves
Finished the game as Liza
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Killed 5000 Zombies
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smg
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Destroyed the first game boss
Purchased all special weapons
Finished the game as Zanardi
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/40 points)
Completet the 2d level and kill the evil knight
Complete the 1 st level and kill the ice skull
Completet the 3d level and kill the carter
Completet the whole game and kill the queen
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!
Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Collect 20 stars
Collect 40 stars
Collect 60 stars
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge